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About the Hotel

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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On the beach
Perfect
9.5
9.7
/10
4.9
4.8
/5

Situated approximately a 25-minute walk from Seaside Nature Park, the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay features cars for rent. This Simpson Bay hotel also boasts a terrace, which comes with a barbecue grill and outdoor dining areas.

Location

Located only 250 m from Bobby's Marina, the aparthotel is fairly close to Mary Star of the Sea Church. Island Water World is 2.9 km from The Toad Simpson Bay, and Princess Juliana International airport is 5 km away.

Nature lovers will appreciate the proximity to Simpson bay beach, which is around 5 minutes' walk away. There is Prickly Pear 3.8 km from the accommodation.

Rooms

This beachfront hotel provides guests with 8 rooms appointed with sound-proof windows along with tea and coffee making equipment. Guestrooms also include a fridge, a cooktop, and glassware.

Eat & Drink

Abu Ghazi Shwarma offers a selection of Middle Eastern delicacies and lies in the immediate vicinity of The Horny Toad Guest House.

Leisure & Business

Beach facilities at this accommodation include beach umbrellas.

Must-do experiences

  • Visit Kim Sha Beach for stunning sunsets and vibrant beach vibes.
  • Taste the iconic Johnny Cake at Rima Restaurant for a local favorite.
  • Explore the mural art in Simpson Bay for a colorful cultural experience.
  • Dive at the nearby Proselyte Reef for spectacular underwater sights.
  • Don't miss the Simpson Bay Market for fresh produce and local crafts.
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The Horny Toad Guest House offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Suite Sea View
2 persons
510 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
King Suite Ocean View
2 persons
455 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Deluxe Suite Sea View
2 persons
595 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
King Suite Balcony
2 persons
510 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

The Horny Toad Guest House offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.7/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Safe deposit box
  • VIP check-in/ -out
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Sports & Fitness

  • Golf course

Guest Parking

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

Dining

  • Outdoor dining area

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities

Self-catering

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock
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The Horny Toad Guest House Location

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
Nearby
Church
Mary Star of the Sea Church
700 ft
Mall
Le Grand Marche
700 ft
Restaurants
Haize Chinese Restaurant
700 ft
Billy folly 25 Across bucanner's beach bar
The Tides Restaurant and Bar
500 ft
117 Simpson Bay Road
Boca Marina
900 ft
Sr. Patientia Houtman Rd #17
Sublime
1700 ft
Sister Modesta Road #13D
The Boon Beach Bar
1700 ft
Simspon bay road 117
Maya
1600 ft
63 Airport Road
Pollos Hermanos SXM
1500 ft
65 Airport Rd Corner Plaza Simsons Bay
Dinghy Dock Sailors Bar
1700 ft
#46 Airport Rd
Getting around
City Centre
Simpson Bay20 min  ·  1.0 mi
Airports
Princess Juliana International Airport (sxm)5 min  ·  2.1 mi
Grand-Case Airport (sfg)18 min  ·  7.5 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
8

Reviews and Ratings

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Review score
Based on 40 verified reviews
9.9/10
Perfect
100%
Recommend
Cleanliness
9.7/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.7/10
Free Wi-Fi
10.0/10
Location
9.7/10
Paid Wi-Fi
10.0/10
Staff
9.8/10
Value for money
9.3/10
Guest reviews
based on 87 reviews
9.5/10
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