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The Horny Toad Guest House, Simpson Bay

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Check-in
18Jun
Check-out
19Jun
Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room
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About the Hotel

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, N/A
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On the beach
Perfect
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Located just 5 minutes' walk from Le Grand Marché, the 4-star The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay has a terrace. The aparthotel is a good starting point for exploring Simpson Bay, including Mary Star of the Sea Church, which is a mere 250 metres away.

Location

The Port la Royale Marina stands 3.1 km away, and Sentry Hill is within a 10-minute drive of this beachfront hotel. At the Horny Toad Guest House you'll be 50 metres from Simpson bay beach.

The property is located 3.7 km from the Casino Royale.

Rooms

This Simpson Bay hotel offers 8 rooms with climate control, as well as self-catering options such as tea and coffee making equipment. Guestrooms also include a toaster and an oven.

Eat & Drink

The quick bites Burger King lies in the immediate vicinity of The Horny Toad Guest House.

Must-do experiences

  • Visit Kim Sha Beach for stunning sunsets and vibrant beach vibes.
  • Taste the iconic Johnny Cake at Rima Restaurant for a local favorite.
  • Explore the mural art in Simpson Bay for a colorful cultural experience.
  • Dive at the nearby Proselyte Reef for spectacular underwater sights.
  • Don't miss the Simpson Bay Market for fresh produce and local crafts.

Select your room type

The Horny Toad Guest House offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
  • Suite Sea View
    2 persons
    47 sq. feet
    1 King-size bed
    Air conditioning
    Balcony
  • King Suite Ocean View
    2 persons
    42 sq. feet
    1 King-size bed
    Air conditioning
    Balcony
  • Deluxe Suite Sea View
    2 persons
    55 sq. feet
    1 King-size bed
    Air conditioning
    Balcony
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Facilities

The Horny Toad Guest House offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.3/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Safe deposit box
  • VIP check-in/ -out
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Sports & Fitness

  • Golf course

Guest Parking

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

Dining

  • Outdoor dining area

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities

Self-catering

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock
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The Horny Toad Guest House Location

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, N/A
Getting around
  • City Centre
    Simpson Bay 20 min  ·  1.0 mi
  • Airports
    Princess Juliana International (sxm) 5 min  ·  2.1 mi
    Grand-Case (sfg) 18 min  ·  7.5 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
8

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Horny Toad Guest House from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 65 verified reviews
9.9 /10
Perfect
100 %
Recommend
Cleanliness
9.5/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.3/10
Free WiFi
10.0/10
Location
9.8/10
Staff
9.6/10
Value for money
9.3/10
Guest reviews
based on 77 reviews
9.4/10
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Check-in
18Jun
Check-out
19Jun
Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room